First of all I totally wanna divorce Joe for the simple fact that I am one of those fun little sexual wives and he has no idea what hes missing. I'd like to tell him some things I know about OTHER people but I can't just to teach him hes got it okay!
I'm not asking for a whole lot. No suits,No ties,no candles,taking a shower before the deed...a little silly unless he worked in a dirty job,socks are not required,Cameras are allowed,hell put the black light on. I don't care.Lol. I do little things that show I am still the same gal even with kids and being married *gasp* 3yrs. I am not gonna act 50 or prude or like we have been married 50yrs. Ugh! Okay I could go on but who wants to hear about that crap.
2nd. If you are blaming someone else for lack of communication then in front of a friend cut them off when they are trying to get something off their chest. No only are you a ass who should not get laid but you are part of the problem there smarty.
3rd. If my son throws one more 17yr old like tantrum,I'm throwing one with him! If he is mean to his sister one more time I'm taking him to a baby boot-camp...What? There is no such thing? WELL I just invented it!!!
4th. Hehe I know something everyone things I don't. Mwuhahahaha.
5th. People asked why I'm called DQ. It stands for Da Queen. Why you ask? I know sounds ghetto. I use to and I still do,its sickening really. I know everything about everyone. Not their business but lies,secrets,little about their past,family members,people they know I know....I use to gather info for a friend of mine who sadly was not in the right business but being a father of two he wanted to make sure the people in his life and around him were safe and not trouble. I find that one person who will tell me the most about you then BAM I got my info for "Just in case" an issue pops up. =) NO I do not do it with everyone. But if you live in about a 5-mile radius of me I know these things about you: Your background,your imediate family members,your kids names,Why your last relationship failed(just in case),Your maiden name,where you parents live and what car you drive. =) But no one ever figures me out and I love that. You think you got something figured out then BAM I do a 360,Your worried because I do things at my pace...then BAM you see everything is in order. =) Comes from my teenage years and what went on during them. People fear Joe when I'm the one who will hit you with no sign of doing so. =) I'll hit you with a smile. I'm that crazy one that gets in-between a bipolar with a knife and a guy I didn't know well. Wanted to get that out as some of you are misunderstand who I am and what I am about. I can be nice to you but in the hr your gone....well thats a whole other story. Get to know people. Your best defense.
6th. My mom comes home today from Maine. She brought stuff from people who feel like my family. For the kids and Stephen king books for me. Yes,I am a huge fan!!
7th. If you say your gonna do something do it. End of story.
8th. Even if you cover something up...I still know the truth. The mind is a game to me and I love to win.
9th. My weight is going down just slowly. a lb here,2 lbs there....I'll take that! Lifting weights is getting easier I can do a rep of a hundred curls now when I first started back up I could do maybe 25 lol. Pathetic.
So in conclusion things would be perfect if a few people got their acts together but is that everyones sad story?
Here is a few pictures. Not the best but what I have to work with right now. =)
I will maybe put up a recipe tomorrow sometime. Joe has a car too work on so its just me and the kids yet again. My days are just lovely. Not fully complaining. I could have it worse. But hey I could have it better. I could have the old Joe but the new not messing up Joe and a third bedroom!OH and a dog! =)
haha Enjoy your weekends!!!
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